A little Q & A. Feel free to repost this in a new bulletin with your answers 
Say you marry the last person you talked to on the phone, what's your new last name?
The same thing. The men don't typically change their name
How's your mood right now?
OK
Is the last person you kissed mad at you?
No
When's the last time you wanted to punch someone in the face?
Last week
Honestly, if you could go back and change something in the past 5 months would you?
In the last 5 months, probably not
Three hours ago, were you touching a person of the opposite sex?
No, I was at work
Be honest, do you like people in general?
i like most people once I get to know them, but I don't care much for meeting new people and strangers
Where were you at midnight last night?
At home asleep.
How many 20 dollar bills do you have on you right now?
None
Were you happier now or three months ago?
Probably 3 months ago.
Are you texting anybody?
No, I'm on the computer, dumbass
Has anyone said they love you today?
yes
Do you have any pet fish?
I used to. It was named Chicken McFuckit
What is your favorite color?
Blacks, Greys, & Blues mostly.
What color are your eyes?
Blue
Do you think relationships are hard?
Sometimes
When's the next time you'll see your closest friends?
Probably not for a while
Do you think you have made a difference in anyone's life?
Probably not. No one listens to me.
Who's car were you in last?
Mine.
What color are your pants?
Black
Do you believe that love lasts forever?
I guess it can.
Has anyone ever told you you have pretty eyes?
I think so. They were wrong, though
Do you like fruity or minty gum?
Mint
Do you prefer to shower at night or in the morning?
After work. I work in construction and I'm all sweaty & dirty when I get home.
What was the last non-alcoholic beverage you had?
Water
Would you ever date someone who was conceited?
If they were conceited, they'd probably think they're too good for me
How often do you listen to music?
Every day
Did you cry today?
Boys don't cry
Have you ever had a panic attack?
No
Are you high?
No
Last time you cried really hard?
Years ago. I already done told you, boys don't cry
Do you freak out when people try to kiss you?
I guess not. I guess it would depend on who that person was.
How do you feel about girls/guys smoking?
I'm not a big fan of it, but to each their own.
Were you happy when you woke up today?
Not at all
Do you keep a planner?
For work
What kind of mood are you in today?
Shitty
What was the first thing you did when you woke up?
Took a shit
Have you talked to a complete jerk today?
Yes, as a matter of fact
What were you doing 30 min ago?
Taking a shower
How late did you stay up last night and why?
Around 10pm
Do you miss anyone?
I guess so.
What should you be doing right now?
working
Any plans for this weekend?
Maybe go to Disneyland's California Adventure. I still have 2 free tickets
Are you mad at anyone right now?
No at anyone close to me.
Are you easily scared by horror/thriller films?
Never. Movies aren't real.
Has anyone put their arm around you in the past 5 days?
Yeah
Do you want kids anytime soon?
Not anytime soon
Is there something you want to tell someone but can't?
Not really.
Where was the last place you fell asleep other than your own bed?
I think it was in George's truck at work, on the way to another job.
Is there anybody you wish you could be spending time with right now?
I guess, maybe.
Are you the same as you were a year ago?
I had more money, way less responsibility, and I was a lot happier.
Has anyone told you they missed you lately?
I don't think so. Not lately.
Have you ever kissed someone whose name starts with a J?
Yep
Was yesterday better than today?
Worse
This time last year, were you single?
Nope
Is it easy to annoy you?
Yes, as a matter a fact, it is very easy
Do you want to get married and have children one day?
One day
Do you talk a lot?
Depends on the company I'm in
Do you find it in your hard to forgive?
For me it is very difficult to forgive. Once you're on my shit list, it's almost impossible to get off.
Where was the very last house you went besides your house?
A customer's.
Could you go a month without cursing?
Fuck no
Do you think someone is thinking about you right now?
Probably not
When someone says "we need to talk" what goes through your head?
Fuck.