Trolling, Trolling, Trolling, Trolling, Masturbation, Trolling, Team Fortress 2

Well, this one time, I decided it'd be funny as hell to shit in one of the chairs in the back row before AVATAR started. The person who sat there complimented me for the seat warming technology that we were 'implementing'.

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Twilight

Hi, I go by Narc. I've always wanted to put hair gel in a ginger's pussy hair and make it look like a little flame, so I could pretend I was a fireman and stick my 'firehose' in her... uh... fire hole? Yeah. That's pretty cool, and I think that by itself, that explains me.